Grouchy Old Man Interior Dialogue Of The Day

Inner Old Man #1: I don’t like that the Presidential campaign gets covered as a horse race, but, fine, I’ll concede that, at the end of the day, it is a horse race. But it’s kind of a drag that the Oscars now get covered as a horse race. And it’s a real drag that movies’ weekend grosses get covered as a horse race. That the holiday shopping season now gets covered as a horse race, too—well, that’s just total craziness.

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