"Free range Chinese silk worms!"

“We made sure our second home was green, all 10,000 square feet of it.”

“Do we really need to cage our silkworms?”

“Who needs the Kyoto protocol when we can shop against climate change!?”

And other pearls in this delightful, if somewhat meandering, Swiftian parody of greensumerism run amok… Check it out.

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