Scourge of 24-hour sports

I used to sit through 25 minutes of boring local news just to get a five-minute fix of sports. Now I sit in a hotel room, and I think: I can watch non-stop sports on cable! So I turn to ESPN. A couple of guys are playing cards. I turn the channel. A couple of guys (who I think are good athletes) are sitting on a couch. We’re supposed to watch them play videogame football (Maddennation). This is sports?

I turn the TV off and open the laptop. There’s got to be more action on YouTube.

Before it's here, it's on the Bloomberg Terminal.