The "Dumbest Decision 2006" Award

"Anyone who managed to ask why I looked as drawn and sickly as I did heard this: I have an internship, I know I'm an idiot, can we please now pursue another topic?"

So, have you ever wished that you didn't need to sleep? Have you ever actually pretended that you didn't, and promptly poked a hole in your chin after nodding off on your pencil in management science? If not, welcome to our world. But first let me introduce you to "footwork."

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