Sorry, Sammy. Actually, I Can Drive 55

Or less.

How about some public-service ads that don’t suck?

Check out these ultra-creepy, visually stunning and viscerally effective anti-speeding clips that (hat tip alert) WFMU found on a site run by Danish production house Ducking.

See them here and here.

Warning: Not for the squeamish.

Before it's here, it's on the Bloomberg Terminal.