On the Heels of the BW Best of the Web--The Onion

Thye Onion's Tech special report.
Heather Green

Darn MSM, always copying each other. On the heels of BW's Best of the Web special report, here's the Onion's tech special report, with the scoop that Ted Turner has been sent back in time to prevent the AOL Time Warner merger.

And let me beat you to the punch, yes, yes, this is sponsored by Nokia and there are a lot of fake cell phone stories. Yes. yes.

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