Table: Tips from Coach Cohen
Making hard time easier for white collar crooks
-- No business allowed--leave the cell phones, golf clubs, and laptops at home.
-- Prison personnel are not your "staff." Don't argue with them.
-- Don't flaunt your millions--leave the swagger at the door.
-- Prepare to receive a Dear John letter from your spouse/partner.
-- Don't make any deep, long-lasting friendships, don't join cliques, but be cordial to everyone.
-- Your platinum cards are not welcome here. Bring money orders.
-- Stay busy (even if it means arts & crafts). The mental torture is the worst.