Commentary: And You Thought You Were Watching Football

Wagstaff: ...Where would this college be without football? Have we got a stadium?

The Professors (in unison): Yes.

Wagstaff: Have we got a college?

The Professors (in unison): Yes.

Wagstaff: Well, we can't support both. Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.

The Professors (in unison): But Professor. Where will the students sleep?

Wagstaff: Where they always sleep. In the classroom.

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