Gee, isn't the Web cool. Forget studying foreign languages to stay in touch with your non-English speaking pen pals. Today, Web sites do the work for you. Just hit the "translate" button, and out pops the message in another language. To give it a whirl, we used to translate this paragraph from English to Spanish to Italian to German to French and then back to English. Accurate? Judge for yourself:

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