Hoist A Few Cabs, Guv?

It's an oenophile's nightmare. Brits revving up stationary Vespas tour through a video impression of the Chianti countryside. They stroll past fountains while slurping down glasses of Spanish rioja. Claps of thunder sound overhead as visitors pass through a Burgundy vineyard. And at every destination, reds and whites from the region raise their spirits. After as much as four hours touring the globe's "vineyards," the merrymakers emerge red-faced and smiling.

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