Drugstores: Where To Find Relief Online

The TV spot features a jumpy guy standing in a drugstore aisle. A ninny clerk just can't understand the poor guy's pleas that he needs something because the "general is having trouble deploying the troops." The message: Tap in "laxatives" at www.drugstore.com, and your discomfort will soon be over.

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