Shutdown Pickup Lines: Use at Your Own Risk

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Oct. 2 (Bloomberg) –- On today’s “Weird Wall Street,” Adam Johnson, Trish Regan and Matt Miller discuss bizarre stories in business. They speak on Bloomberg Television’s “Street Smart.” (Source: Bloomberg)

Whatever.

Another thing i am going to use today from your wall street our government shutdown pickup lines.

So, i could say -- trish, nothing looks nonessential on you except for that dress.

Is that over the line?

Yes.

Give me some more.

Where have you been sequestered all my life?

That is good.

My resolution is continuing all night, baby.

Like that?

You are all the stimulus i need?

You work for the government because you shut it down.

Did you make these up yourself?

I have made up a couple that are really over the line and i will share them with you after.

There are young staffers out of work in the government and now they are just all hanging out and have the opportunity for more pickups.

Guys, i would tell you, those lines do not work.

Pickup lines, forget it.

Are you saying i should just be myself?

Talk about not working.

[laughter] trish, did it hurt?

When you fell from the fiscal cliff?

You thought i was going somewhere else?

You made that one up, didn't you?

Oh, boy.

Keep working on them.

All right.

Let's we will see you guys back

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