Ryan Marathon Calculator

Workout fiend Paul Ryan said he'd run a sub-three-hour marathon, but Runner's World magazine revealed that the time was really just over four hours. Oops. Up popped the Paul Ryan Time Calculator, which converts a runner's real time into Paul Ryan time by shaving off about 50 minutes. The creator is Erik Westlund, a graduate student in Baltimore and a high school cross-country and track coach, according to boston.com. Incidentally, Ryan's buffness provides much hilarity on the web. On Oct. 11, @paulryansbicep tweeted: "Who wants to see me balance the budget on my tricep tonight?"