Uploaded by UUID:7953017 at 1/10/2014 9:36 AM

Uploaded by UUID:7953017 at 1/10/2014 9:36 AM

Jin Lee/Bloomberg

Obviously my main goal in life is never to be arrested, but I have to say, if I ever am on trial for something awful, I hope I look like this in my photographs. Every picture of Martoma he looks just SO ANNOYED to be there. Just, like, a perfect look of "I can't believe I have to waste my time on this garbage." Maybe don't let the jury see it but otherwise, carry on.