No Fetish Unexploited

  1. There's a Festival for Everyone
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    There's a Festival for Everyone

    The multibillion-dollar festival season exposes America for what it is: a nation that loves its cow turds, turkey testicles, and amateur porn. There are more than 25,000 U.S. Festivals each year, according to Festival Media.

  2. Cotati  Accordion  Festival
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    Cotati Accordion Festival

    Cotati, Calif.
    The favored instrument of Nixon, Gandhi, and Drew Carey gets its due Aug. 20-21.

  3. Potato Days
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    Potato Days

    Barnesville, Minn.
    Choose amongst Miss Tator Tot Contest, potato sack fashion show, and masher sculpting Aug. 26-27.

  4. Flax Scutching Festival
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    Flax Scutching Festival

    Stahlstown, Pa.
    Because linen does not just make itself, Sept. 10-11.

  5. Toy Piano  Festival
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    Toy Piano Festival

    San Diego
    Aspiring Schroeders pack the house to pound on tiny pianos on Sept. 3.

  6. Coon Dog  Cemetery Labor Day  Celebration
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    Coon Dog Cemetery Labor Day Celebration

    Tuscumbia, Ala.
    Booze it up on hunting-dog graves, Sept. 5.

  7. Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival
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    Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival

    Prairie du Sac, Wis.
    The Olympics of cow pie chucking, Sept. 2-3

  8. World Chicken  Festival
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    World Chicken Festival

    London, Ky.
    Not one, but two burping contests on Sept. 22-25.

  9. Beef-a-Rama
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    Beef-a-Rama

    Minocqua, Wis.
    The commemorative T-shirt alone is worth the trip, Sept. 24

  10. Poison Oak  Show
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    Poison Oak Show

    Columbia, Calif.
    Enter to win “Best Photo of a Poison Oak Victim,” Sept. 24.

  11. Festival  of the Dead
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    Festival of the Dead

    Salem, Mass.
    Talk to deceased loved ones via real-life witches throughout October.

  12. RoadKill  Cook-Off
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    RoadKill Cook-Off

    Marlinton, W. Va.
    Forget organic. Think fricasseed wabbit gumbo, Sept. 24.

  13. Wizard of Oz Festival
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    Wizard of Oz Festival

    Chesterton, Ind.
    Brunch with real live Munchkins, Sept. 16-18.

  14. Banner Elk Wooly Worm Festival Banner
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    Banner Elk Wooly Worm Festival Banner

    Elk, N.C.
    Caterpillars forecast winter, Oct. 15-16.

  15. Fantasy Fest
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    Fantasy Fest

    Key West, Fla.
    XXX thespians Bre Olson and Ron Jeremy are among the hosts, Oct. 21-30.

  16. HUMP! Amateur  Pornography Festival
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    HUMP! Amateur Pornography Festival

    Seattle
    “The Oscars with Orgasms,” or so they say on Nov. 4-5.

  17. Arkansas Annual Bean Fest & Championship  Outhouse Races
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    Arkansas Annual Bean Fest & Championship Outhouse Races

    Mountain View, Ark.
    Who has the fastest privy in the Ozarks? Find out Oct. 28-29.

  18. Barktoberfest
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    Barktoberfest

    Nashville
    A costume party for dogs and “their people,” on Oct. 22.

  19. Turkey Testicle Festival
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    Turkey Testicle Festival

    Huntley, Ill.
    Before munching, apply lots of Tabasco on Nov. 23.