It may be the talk of the blogosphere, but I can't bring myself to link to this wild rumor about a certain Seattle software giant's new president. You'll have to check out Memeorandum or Technorati yourself. As the person who first reported the rumor said:
"... this is only a rumor now, and no one at Microsoft would dare to comment on this one, so why bother asking...if true, you can say you read it here first."
Oh yeah, I'll do that.