Bloomberg Anywhere Remote Login Bloomberg Terminal Demo Request


Connecting decision makers to a dynamic network of information, people and ideas, Bloomberg quickly and accurately delivers business and financial information, news and insight around the world.


Financial Products

Enterprise Products


Customer Support

  • Americas

    +1 212 318 2000

  • Europe, Middle East, & Africa

    +44 20 7330 7500

  • Asia Pacific

    +65 6212 1000


Industry Products

Media Services

Follow Us

Bloomberg Customers

Businessweek Archives

The Only Thing I WIll Write about the Super Bowl, its Ads, and/or the Haltime Show

THE SETTING: A steakhouse in Brooklyn, where the Fine family is gathered to celebrate my father?? imminent 70th birthday.

THE SCENE: Jon Fine and his 5 year old nephew Zeke Fine are taking a post-prandial break at the bar. There they watch the Rolling Stones stagger through the halftime show.

JON (turns to ZEKE and gestures at Mick Jagger): See that man? He?? almost as old as Grandpa.

ZEKE, whose chin barely clears the bar, nods and keeps watching.

Thirty seconds pass.

ZEKE (tinged ever-so-slightly with disdain): He looks older than Grandpa.

blog comments powered by Disqus