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Table: Tips from Coach Cohen


Making hard time easier for white collar crooks

-- No business allowed--leave the cell phones, golf clubs, and laptops at home.

-- Prison personnel are not your "staff." Don't argue with them.

-- Don't flaunt your millions--leave the swagger at the door.

-- Prepare to receive a Dear John letter from your spouse/partner.

-- Don't make any deep, long-lasting friendships, don't join cliques, but be cordial to everyone.

-- Your platinum cards are not welcome here. Bring money orders.

-- Stay busy (even if it means arts & crafts). The mental torture is the worst.


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