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If Comedians Were CEOS

Bloomberg Businessweek stalked the red carpet at the 2012 Comedy Awards this weekend to ask comedians two crucial questions: If they could take over any organization in the world, what would it be? And what’s the first thing they’d do as boss? Here’s a glimpse of this alternate universe, where Kristen Schaal controls BP, John Oliver runs NASA, and Disneyland is free.
 
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