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ANNOYING:

Kiss Me Kate Ale - $3.50 per bottle

Don't fool yourself. Royals drink Veuve



Harry and Kate Cup - $16

A mug with the wrong royal brother for major collectors



Wedding Ashtray - $8

Tap out your ash on the newlyweds (the horror!)



Kate Vinyl Doll - $195

Only 5,000 of these future heirlooms are available



iPhone Apps - Free

A gold mine of images, factoids, and trivia



Meat Pie - $3.50 per pie

Made with beef, bacon, wine, and brandy



ALARMING:

Pez Dispensers - Being auctioned on eBay

Proceeds will go to a royal-supported charity



The Royal Wedding for Dummies - $10

An "if you're going" guide to the festivities



Masks - $4.75 each

The entire royal family is available. Camilla is included. Fergie is not



Dog Shirt - $36

Even your pooch can get in on the celebration



Cell Phone - $8 monthly plan

The ringtone: God Save the Queen



Knock-Off Dress - $150

A replica of Kate's engagement frock



APOCALYPTIC:

Cuff Links - $25

Cuffs 'N' Collars' contribution to the young-lust frenzy



Crown Jewel Condoms - $8 for three

Heritage sheaths of distinction



Knit Your Own Royal Wedding - $11

What better way to kill time between now and Apr. 29?



Commemorative Fridge - Price based on model

The photo is arguably improved by the water dispenser



Press-On Nails - $24

A hard-core crown-watcher favorite



Toilet Seat Cover - $16

A rather unroyal take on the "throne"


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